Graduate Impersonator Extraordinaire Strikes!

Vancouver - Graduate Impersonator Extraordinaire, Mike Peragine, stormed the Simon Fraser Podium today receiving his Bachelor of Arts for Applied Sciences degree. Mike looked legit with his full regalia including his XXXL Grad Cap which covered his educated noggin. After shaking the chancelor's hand and that of the Master of Ceremonies, he was quoted as saying 'I can't believe I didn't get a special mention for the two full years it took them to find the pooh bag I bombed in the AQ mens bathroom...you cagacatzes.' For full story, click here.